Columns

 

Below are some columns I wrote for the Brou. These selections are shorter, usually around 500 words. The cheap bastards would allow me no more room. Still, learning to write in short, intense bursts helped strengthen my writing skills. I can now craft penis jokes with a marked refinement of phraseology.

 

 Houston, We Have a Problem

 Organoleptic Delights

 What Goes on in my Head

 

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