We paid for a plethora of pizza, so you wouldn't have to. Here's an alphabetical list, just pick the first letter of the place you wanna know about. Now, just remember, these are just our opinions, but also remember, we are almost always right. Take heed, gentle traveler, for danger lurks in these pages. If you don't listen to our advice, you're on your own. And if that's the case, why the hell are you here anyway?
(These reviews are intended as opinions and are only directed at the overall taste of the pizza. Other dishes the restaurants may serve were not taken into account.)
****: Transcendental- You haven't lived until...
***: Good- Definitely worth a taste.
**: Fair- It will get you by.
*: Poor- Get the hell out of there.
An appetizer; you can tell pizza isn't a specialty.
Banyan's Restaurant **
Not a specialty here, either.
Domino's Pizza **1/2
Yeah, everybody's had it, but it's fast and good.
El Toro Restaurant *1/2
Nothing against El Toro, but tortilla does not a good pizza make.
Fazoli's Italian Fast Food **
What do you expect? It's all in the name... fast.
Five Star Pizza **1/2
Gives Domino's a run for their money, and it's faster and Cheaper.
Godfather's Pizza **1/2
Good, but not for the price.
Gumby's Pizza *
Crunchy pizza is not my style.
Hungry Howie's Pizza and Subs ***
Flavored crust is great! Try the other menu items.
Italian Market, The ***1/2
Inexpensive, and homemade sausage, can you dig it?
Leonardo's 706 ****
You like caviar? How about blackened tuna? Ever had it on a pizza? 'Nuff said.
Leonardo's Pizza ***1/2
The best pizza in the area easily within a student's budget.
Leonardo's Pizza in a Pan ***1/2
I like the original better, but maybe I'm biased.
Lisa's Pizza **1/2
Pretty good, convenient for Oaks Mall shoppers.
Little Caesars ***
Quality pizza, especially since they deliver.
Loop, The ***
Good crust, lots of toppings.
Mill, The ***1/2
Great crust, great variety, plenty of cheese, good atmosphere.
Napoletano's Restaurant ***
You'll get your money's worth and more.
Nero's Restaurant **
They burned the bottom. That pisses us off. Other than that, OK.
Olive Garden, The ***
Quality pizza with practically anything on the menu as a topping.
Original Pizza Palace ****
Take a date. Take your friends. Take your parents or kids, brothers or sisters. Take my word for it.
Papa John's Pizza **
Pasta Market Italian Ristorante ***
Good stuff, plenty of toppings.
Pizza Chef Gourmet Pizza ***1/2
Once again, it's all in the name. You can't go wrong.
Pizza Grill ***
Quality delivered pizza with lots of toppings. Healthy toppings are available.
Pizza Hut **
They think they've got a captive market. Watch it, it's hit or miss.
Pizza King ***
Pizza fit for a ... well you know.
Pizza Pronto **1/2
Very fast, very cheap, not bad at all.
Quarters Pizza, Subs and Wings ***
Really good pizza, and a great place to have a good time.
Road Dogy's **
Pizza is like sex... even when it ain't so good, it's still pretty good.
You won't be disappointed.
Taco Bell 1/2
TGI Fridays ***
Good job for a restaurant with such a varied menu.
Tony and Pat's Pizza and Subs ***1/2
You will leave full and very, very happy.