Carl McKinney's Bunker

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why do you wear fedoras?

A: My good sir, the fedora is the undisputed king of all hats. It may have fallen out of favor over the latter half of the last century, but it remains the classiest piece of headgear a true gentleman can wear.

Q: Why did you chose to major in journalism?

A: Journalism is the perfect career for me, because I enjoy making other people hear what I have to say, whether they want to hear it or not.

Q: Have you ever had a job, or do you waste all of your time on the internet?

A: I have only had a single job, which was the prestigous role of "English tutor".

Q: Is it true that Internet Explorer is the Devil?

A: Yes. Internet Explorer is a manifestation of pure evil, and should not be touched.