Soccer is the closest thing I have to a religion and beer is a close second (also bourbon, wine and margaritas). And forget that gibberish about having learned everything you needed to about life in Kindergarten--everything you need to learn about life in America at the end of the 20th century, you learn by watching The Simpsons.
It's not easy being a soccer fan in America. We have to do with MLS. They're trying. And time is on our side: soccer moms all over the country are getting the next generation ready. In the meantime, good soccer coverage for the serious fan can be found at the CBS Sports site.
And if anyone is going to get anything from these pages, please remember one thing: I am a die hard F.C. Barcelona fan!