Molly greets you with the Welcoming Frisbee
Oh, good. You're here.
I was afraid you weren't going to make it. Could I offer you something to drink? Something to eat, then? No? Oh, come on. It's just one lousy plate of crackers! It's not going to kill you or anything. Well, you don't have to get angry; I was merely trying to be polite to my guest. If that's how you feel...hey! Don't call me that! I've never heard those words used in the same sentence.
Ahem. Now that the formalities are out of the way, you'll want to know why you're here. More than likely you saw the name "Michael Fortuna" and wondered, "Who the heck is that?" and clicked on the link. Perhaps you accidentally hit this link instead of the one you originally intended to visit. Maybe you're being paid an exorbitant amount of funds to visit this site.
But no matter how you arrived, you're here, and you might as well look around this site. You could find something interesting or maybe even horrid.
"Any view of things that is not strange is false."
Now, choose your path.
Questions? Profanity-laced comments? Why don't you e-mail me?
best viewed with a color computer monitor...last updated 29 september 1999
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