I know ... This page can be incredibly annoying to look at for long periods of time. If you enjoy being annoyed, stick around. Or, click on the "Do Not Touch" graphic to the left. Just make believe it's April 1st before you do.

If you are through playing with the eyeballs (they follow your mouse in case you didn't already notice) I suggest you continue on.

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