... Just in time!
I thought you were napping
... Repairing system files
... Repairing browser files
... Files repaired
... Going to the bathroom
... Making a sandwich
... mmm, peanut butter!
HOW TASTY!
... Virus trapped
in boot sector
... Actually, it was
the sneaker sector
... Alert!
... File allocation table corrupted
... It was all right after all
... Sorry!
... Killing virus
...Bet you'd like to kill Glenn!
... Mission accomplished
... You should be shaking like a leaf!
Have a nice day!