Didn't it say "DON'T TOUCH?"

UF students are supposed to be able to read!

Wait for correct message, then click to Abort!

... This may not be a joke.
Wanna bet?
... Meltdown in progress
will take 10 minutes
... You must click the
abort link! NOW!!
... Abort now or computer will freeze!
Come on. Please click the link!
... Hard drive overheating
... Makes you wonder
doesn't it?
... Would the IML
host a real virus?
... Corrupting system files
... Destroying device drivers
... If you close this page
your computer will explode
... Remember, Glenn's other site
is the HUMOR factory
... Processor heat building up
... Death Virus activated
... Last chance to
save your computer!