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LEFT: "Justin and the Giant Snifter," featuring the beautiful Mariah Bosetti.





RIGHT: Mariah and I high above San Francisco.


BREAKNG NEWS - AMBER ALERT

The Fake News Mar. 16, 2004
By Justin Hemlepp
Fake Washington Bureau Chief

CRAWFORD, Tex. - A village in Texas is missing it's idiot. Bush neighbors complain of Rose Garden stench. Investigators find skeletons in Bush closet. Stay tuned for upcoming presidential election results.

Photo courtesy - Bush/Cheney '04



Contact: jhemlepp@ufl.edu - Last updated: 12:37 AM 3/16/2004
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