"There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame
on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again."
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
"I can see stopping a car for a dog. But a cat? You squish a cat and go on. I think we're overcomplicating life."
"I'm Kent Brockman, on the eleven o'clock news tonight...a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal, we
won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with funny Sonny Storm."
"When you come to a fork in the road....Take it."
"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
"No matter where you go, there you are."
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