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These are some of my trusted spies and cohorts pictured in disguise. Each one has their own special power to fight against the forces of evil...

Here I am pictured with UglySpy. With his hideous complexion, he successfully wards off evildoers and some gooddoers as well. Under his hideous exterior is a honey and mehideous interior with a side of corroted arteries. UglySpy is a black belt in jujitsu and moonlights as a history and political science student on the weekends. Preach on UglySpy, may the forces of ugliness always be with you...

adrian SneakySpy is a master at synchronized swimming and playing dodgeball, making him a lethal force on the playground. Unleashed, he will sneak you out of every dollar and your last bag of chips. Versed in the way of the original sneaksters, SneakySpy uses Native America tribal magic to pass through walls. Look out!!!! He's right behind you...

andrea Sleepy Spy can sleep for fourteen hours at a time. In fact, she's sleeping right now in your living room. SleepySpy, also known as "The Claw," is a master deviant and pickpocket. Always equipped with cheese and croissants, she can induce anyone into taking a nap. SleepySpy's secret weapon is a turquoise hoody from KMart...

skylarStealthySpy eats four dozen eggs for breakfast each morning, so he's super strong and super stealthy. So stealthy he once stole a bag of Tostitos from SneakySpy. StealthySpy often disguises himself with a blonde wig and a halter top. Don't let his pearly whites fool you, he doesn't even own a toothbrush.

olivia BabyOliviaSpy is the deadliest assasin the world has ever seen. Here she is in her most ruthless disguise, a baby. A former head of the KGB, she is a master at martial arts, looking cute and feeling cuddly. Her favorite activities include killing, torturing and water polo. She also likes Hello Kitty and Baby Einstein books.

Email me - Lizspy@aol.com