(the doc olsen twins) is an extremely dangerous hired assassin
and is considered one of the most dangerous men in the world.
Ever since he joined The Famous Gay Cowboys, the FBI have
considered FGC more dangerous than any terrorist cell group
in the world. (the doc olsen twins) is a weapons expert and
a master at more than 50 styles of hand-to-hand combat.
(the doc olsen twins) is wanted for 12 counts of assasanation
of political leaders (three of which led to wars), two counts
of funding terrorist activity in Ireland and England, one count
of jaywalking, three counts of assaulting homeless people, and
five counts of espionage. Beware, his name is plural and he can
frequently be seen videotaping himself torturing the homeless.