BASS [Dirty Aguilera picture]

Height: 6'1"

Weight: ???

Age: 22

Dirty Aguilera became a Famous Gay Cowboy after being discovered by the rest of the FGC in Gallinas, New Mexico. After hearing what Dirty Aguilera was wanted for, they realized he was perfect to round out their band of outlaws. So the FGC saved Dirty from being executed and have been terrorizing the country since. Dirty Aguilera is wanted in 14 states for the crimes of murder, assaulting a justice of the peace, armed robbery of citizens, state banks, and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, bank robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of stage coaches, and contrary to the laws of Nevada he is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice. Dirty Aguilera is extremely dangerous and Mexican. Dirty is frequently seen watching Speedy Gonzales cartoons.



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