• Go on a pilgrimage to Rome.
  • Get a real estate license.
  • Get a moped.
  • Learn to make flash cartoons.
  • Go on a missionary trip.
  • Learn to speak every language. Yes. Every language.
  • Write the Great American novel.
  • Win "American Idol."
  • Publish my memoirs.
  • Write a movie script.
  • Learn to skateboard.
  • Learn to ride a motorcycle.
  • Write a weekly syndicated newspaper column consisting of my opinions on things.
  • Travel around the country aimlessly over the course of several years.
  • Find an up-and-coming band and be a groupie. See previous.
  • Hold elected office.
  • Make a sitcom about my life.
  • Write a classic animated Disney cartoon to be cherished by children for years to come.
  • Own The Fresh Market chain.
  • Dye my hair some color not found in the natural world.
  • Guest-host "Saturday Night Live" more times than Steve Martin.
  • Learn to play tennis.
  • Receive a presidential nomination.
  • Be a pool shark.
  • Mentor a child.
  • Have a secret admirer, but not a stalker.
  • Become a beauty school dropout.
  • Play the stock market.
  • Work at a library.
  • Have a building named after me at my high school.
  • Write commercial jingles.
  • Buy shoes that cost more than $500.
  • Be mentioned regularly in the gossip column of national newspapers.
  • Have a vision of the Virgin Mary.
  • Lobby congress.
  • Have my own office.
  • Learn to drive a bus.
  • Learn to drive a semi truck.
  • Work as a waitress.
  • Learn to dance well.
  • Host an NPR show.
  • Stay up 48 hours straight and see if I get hallucinations.
  • Win the Pillsbury Bake-off.
  • Overcome my fear of sewing machines.
  • After graduation, go to a Gator game and spend the night in the commuter lot in an RV decorated orange and blue.
  • Get a tan.
  • Finish the Vermonster.
  • Sponsor a scholarship in my name.
  • Wear designer sunglasses.
  • Donate millions of dollars to various charities.
  • Have a statue of myself in downtown Orlando.
  • Protest injustice.
  • Get first row tickets to the Spice Girls reunion tour.
  • Have 1,000 Facebook friends.
  • Live in a mansion with all my friends like some type of reality show.
  • Finish my homework.
  • Subject myself to radioactivity and see if I gain super powers.
  • Star in a Broadway musical.
  • Understand the rules of football.
  • Hitchhike.
  • Enter the Twilight Zone.
  • Join an exclusive country club.
  • Kill a zombie.
  • Win a sweepstakes by filling in a little card on the side of the cereal box.
  • Win a legal battle.
  • Develop a drink to replace Gatorade.
  • Avert a natural disaster.
  • Rescue abandoned cats.

  • There will be more to come.