Gainesville, FL -- Chris White annonced today that he would be taking Bosche as his running mate.
Bosche, a monster, accepted the appointment and spoke briefly about the campaign.
"I know what the coming weeks will be like, and I'm ready to fight the other candidates," said Bosche. "In my speeches, debates or in the street. I'm taking it to where they live."
With little time left before the November 2 election, White and Bosche have much ground to cover.
"We'll be getting out and talking to people everyday," said White. "Bosche and I will never be together, not even for two seconds, to ensure that we're optimizing the amount of people we can reach."
When asked if this was a bit extreme, White responded by saying that it was about time America had a president that truly understood the potentials of statistical mathematics.