My two favorite musicians, of many Some of my favorite athletes Some of my favorite sites Duh, I'd like to thank Zack Morris for helping me be all that I can be today. Football totally rocks. Thanks for letting me hold your trophy, Bobby. Say, you guys need a janitor 'round here?
Washington wins Super Bowl XXXX by 28 points, and still, the Ol' Ballcoach slams his visor down in disgust. And you thought 'Freddy Got Fingered 2' would never happen.