The Rest of The Best.
This is the part of the web site that is dedicated to all the
other things that men enjoy or at least should enjoy. Let's go
through a list of things that you as a man should either have,
want, or know about:
- Beer, beer, beer
- Our Military
- At least two porn stars' names
- How to punch someone properly.
The girls we call terrorist. In light of recent actions
by the menstruating maggots of the world, other wise known as
terrorists, we'd like to dedicate this little "gulp"
of information to you the cowards.
We're coming for you. Nice beard retard, it'll look nice on
fire. We hope you like living in a cave while we still go watch
football games, ride our motorcycles, and go out with chicks you
only dreamed of. Check out our front page
in case you missed it dumbass.
No need for you.
Our guest columnist Mr.
Eyellkillya tells us his thoughts on terrorist.
After spending months in The Middle East and doing my share
of cleaning up I have come across new information that is
both disturbing and comical.
Unequivocally we have discovered that Osama Bin Laden has
been dating Iraq's president Sadam Hussain on and off. As
it turns out both of these men are homosexuals desperately
trying to hide it by committing acts of terrorism and thus
also attempting to make up for their small penises, (I know,
I'm a spy).
Details of this gay relationship are still sketchy but
we are however sure of the tulips these two really are.