The Fast and The Furious.
By Scottie "Two-Hottie"
All right gents, lets get down to what really matters in life,
hot chicks. For some of you out there, like myself, gorgeous women
are always lined up at your bedroom door. However, for those of
you that have a better chance at winning the lottery than scoring
with a girl from Playboy, let me tell you one way to accomplish
the task at hand.
We all know that women fall for the Tom Cruise Navy pilot type,
but let's face it how many
of you have what it takes to be a "Top Gun"? Although there is
one thing that you can learn from the sissy boy actor, buy a motorcycle.
I'm not talking about a Harley neither. Not unless you want to
meet women with whom gravity has already paid a terrible visit to.
I'm talking about the next best thing to a jet fighter and a lot
more economical, for you pizza delivery guys - a sport bike (a.k.a.
crotch rocket). When picking out your bike there are only two
things that you need to worry about. First and foremost, how fast
is it and secondly does it look cool. After you've signed your
life away to the bank (only about $8-11k), buy yourself a new pair
of shades and prepare for the ride of your life.
forewarned that this enterprise is not for the lighthearted. You
truly need balls of steel to handle one of these machines and the
women that come with them. If you are tired of spending your Saturday
night watching the fuzzy channels hoping for a clear view (you
know which channels I'm talking about) then get off your lazy
rear end and get shopping. May the force be with you and just
remember that they don't call it a "crotch rocket" for nothing.
Ride hard and fast!!
The Need 4 Speed.
Cars & Trucks for guys.
Let's face it, if you are going to own an automobile why
not have one that speaks volumes about your personality?
You want a car or truck that tells the world: "Hey!
I am the king of my domain, the head cheese, and if you
don't get out of my way I will run over your wussy car".
If you are a true man you must know the bare minimum when
it comes to automobile mechanics. Even if you don't just
make sure you sound like you know what you are talking about
in front of your girlfriend or wife. Carburetors, fuel injection,
spark plugs, flex-capacitor - these are all things that
you should be familiar with, know where they are and what
they look like. Check your local auto parts store if you
The important point here is to get to your destination in style!
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