What do I do for fun? Here's what I do for fun...
Watching the Maury Povich show and laughing at poor people who have children they can't afford and give such entertaining names as "Nevaeh" and "Destinee." Names that are usually followed by "to the mainstage."
Doing my sister's homework. For money.
Writing checks to the IRS
Lying about my age
Amassing parking tickets that I'll never pay
Trying to figure out which state I can register my car in so I don't have to pay my moving violations either
Facebook. Don't laugh. Remember, I can see you losers on there too.
Mastering meaningless sports trivia
Creative procrastinating
Training for a half-Ironman when I should be doing schoolwork, but then realizing that there's a whole lot of people out there with advanced degrees, and a lot less who've completed that race
Telling Kool-Aid-drinking Gator fans that Tim Tebow will be a fine CFL fullback
Not drinking the Kool-Aid
Contrarianism
Laughing at married people under 25.