Q and A
Q: What is your favorite word?
A: psychedelic
Q: What is your least favorite word?A: hate
Q: What turns you on?A: pigtails
Q: What turns you off?A: a closed-mind
Q: What is your favorite curse word?A: f**k
Q: What sound or noise do you love?A: food on the grill
Q: What sound or noise do you hate?A: Snoring
Q: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?A: Chef
Q: What profession would you not like to do?A: Proctologist
Q: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?A: The trampoline is in the back, drinks are on Me and every night is ladies night.