David Carlson (who may, in fact, be you) once said that all Web sites have only three possible purposes: making money, informing, and stroking someone's ego. With that in mind, I have done my best to ensure that I will make money off this page (by those who love me so much that they will mail me large checks) as well as inform (telling the world about me, and how great I am). As for stroking someone's ego, I left that objective out, since, after all, it is a ridiculous thing to do.
In this site, you will find my resumé, my extensive, 100% factual biography/timeline, and things I have written in the past. It should also be noted that this site is always under construction (as are all good sites). Enjoy.