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Eric's Homepage
The man, the myth, the legend...
Well, maybe not.
Welcome to my homepage. I am a 28-year-old grad student at the University of Florida. But instead of continuing the standard introduction, I think it would be just as appropriate to introduce myself through one of my favorite films, Bull Durham, starring Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon. While I am not the world's biggest baseball fan, I appreciate the juxtaposition of Eastern thinking and American sports found in the film. Here then, for your enjoyment, is Costner's semi-famous speech from the film. Enjoy the surprises I've added.
- Well, I believe in the soul;
- the cock;
- the pussy;
- the small of a woman's back;
- the hanging curveball;
- high fiber;
- good scotch;
- I believe that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap;
- I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone;
- I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing the designated hitter;
- I believe in the sweet spot;
- softcore pornography;
- opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve;
- and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights;
Good night
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