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Oct. 1
The Lady Gaga-Troy Bolton-Hobos Connection
Since getting back from my vacation, I've been busy catching up on some unread articles from my magazine diet (Sports Illustrated, Entertainment Weekly, Esquire, etc.). I was reading a June issue of Rolling Stone yesterday (the "Hot" issue) and read the feature story on Lady Gaga. You may recognize the issue, it was the one with Ms. Gaga on the cover wearing what I believe to be a picked-out Jew fro (think Phil Spector) and nothing else. The decision to place her on the cover confused me because (a) most importantly, she is not at all hot, physically speaking (b) her music is god-awful, musically-speaking and (c) did I mention that she's not hot, physically-speaking?
Sept. 24
The Worst Movies That You Need To See
I love awful movies. I LOVE them! Don't get me wrong--if I ever pay for a movie, it better be good or I'm going to be a little pissed. But when it comes to a late night where I refuse to go to bed because I hate the very thought of getting a good sleep, there is nothing like a terrible film. Over-the-top acting, bargain-bin special effects and dialogue similar to that of a softcore porn: it doesn't get any better.
For these reasons--and the shear boredom that summer brings--I've created a list of movies I have not seen yet, but cannot wait to find at 3 AM on the Indie Movie Channel or Turner Classic Movies.