Heraldry for Dummies

From left to right, the shields of King Arthur, Queen Guinevere, Sir Lancelot and Sir Galahad.

I grew up on The Romance of King Arthur. To this day, I wouldn't mind in the least dedicating my studies wholly to romances.

I'm not talking about books sporting the covers that made Fabio famous.

Romance (n.)
a. A long medieval narrative in prose or verse that tells of the adventures and heroic exploits of chivalric heroes: an Arthurian romance.
b. A long fictitious tale of heroes and extraordinary or mysterious events, usually set in a distant time or place.
c. The class of literature constituted by such tales.

Though the story of King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table may be (debatably) mythical, heraldry was - and is - quite real.

Each enfeoffed lord had his own coat of arms. Its shield-borne design would also pass down to warring sons of the family with a few alterations, depending on the son's birth order and marital status.

Because each knight's shield bore a different design, heralds - hence the term heraldry - used the devices to identify those who fell in battle without committing the grave sin of removing a knight's armor.

People still consider coats of arms a source of pride, and many names still correspond to existing devices. Many countries also possess national coats of arms. You, too, can request a coat of arms issued to you if you are a resident of or a descendant of an arms-bearer from England, Ireland, Scotland or Spain.
(It helps to know your heritage, ja?)

And before the ladies start brandishing their nail files, heraldry isn't just for the guys; women also had - and have - coats of arms. Raise thy voices, ye maids and damosels!

Images courtesy of Connor Sinclair's Arthurian Heraldry page

Anatomy of a Shield